This is the alternate Spongebob Squarepants theme with the ORIGINAL lyrics. They wanted this one to be the theme but Nickelodeon told them it was way too long.
this is actually the best thing ive ever heard
chokes on biscuit
who would’ve known
I WAS LITERALLY EXPECTING ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT
No one could have predicted this
I’m so done with breathing
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
My dad’s GPS
Whoever is making these…..please don’t stop.
im literally dying i need someone to come save me call 911
I’ve killed again…
GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME
OMG I CAN’T…I JUST CAN’T LMAOJASOIDHJA;SLKD
Will never not reblog
how to cheat on your significant other: R2, R2, L1, L2, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP.
Thanks a lot you liar I just spawned a Ferrari on top of my girlfriend now she’s fucking dead
Don’t know what server you’re on but I suddenly have a basement filled with clones that say “Activate in case of user expiration”
Now I can say those jeans do make her butt look big.
Reblogging solely for nostalgic reasons.
I bring you several moments of homoerotic science
Rejoice at my offering to temporarily avert your attention!
Sometimes when I look at R34 artists on Tumblr I wonder just how many hours have they spent looking at dicks they’ve drawn over the years.
I mean think about it.
The hours or even days spent drawing them, coloring them, shading them. Intensively going over details throughout their progress to ensure that particular dick is to their (and the commissioner’s) liking.