when you order at a restaraunt and your food comes like 5 minutes later
when you see it going to another table that sat down after you
This is the alternate Spongebob Squarepants theme with the ORIGINAL lyrics. They wanted this one to be the theme but Nickelodeon told them it was way too long.
this is actually the best thing ive ever heard
FUCK
chokes on biscuit
help me
who would’ve known
I WAS LITERALLY EXPECTING ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT
No one could have predicted this
WEEPS

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
(by order)
Britney Spears
Vanessa Hudgens
Angelica Pickles
Raven
Isabella
Bubbles
Scuttle
My dad’s GPS
Me
HOLY
SCUTTLE
i WOULD FREAK OUT
HOW
Whoever is making these…..please don’t stop.
im literally dying i need someone to come save me call 911
oh no…
I’ve killed again…
GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Ok.
OMG I CAN’T…I JUST CAN’T LMAOJASOIDHJA;SLKD
Will never not reblog
how to cheat on your significant other: R2, R2, L1, L2, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP.
Thanks a lot you liar I just spawned a Ferrari on top of my girlfriend now she’s fucking dead
Don’t know what server you’re on but I suddenly have a basement filled with clones that say “Activate in case of user expiration”
Now I can say those jeans do make her butt look big.
Reblogging solely for nostalgic reasons.
LMFAO HAKUNA MY TATAS I’M DYING
I bring you several moments of homoerotic science
Rejoice at my offering to temporarily avert your attention!
Sometimes when I look at R34 artists on Tumblr I wonder just how many hours have they spent looking at dicks they’ve drawn over the years.
I mean think about it.
The hours or even days spent drawing them, coloring them, shading them. Intensively going over details throughout their progress to ensure that particular dick is to their (and the commissioner’s) liking.















